Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all


NEW FAVORITE SONG EVER.
I <3 GET SET GO

Monday, December 21, 2009

Drama sucks. Don't try to cause it just cause you ain't happy.

I finally got to see Ryan tonight (yes, a week is a really fucking long time). He didn't kill me when he opened his Christmas present, which is probably a good sign, since I got him new Wii remotes, which he specifically told me NOT to buy him. =) We got pizza and watched Inglorious Basterds (which wasn't as good as either of us thought it was gonna be). He fell asleep around 7:30 and I just let him sleep and came home. I can't wait until work hours go back to normal so I can stay over again.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I totally finished on overspending while Christmas shopping. I have also picked out a new car for myself, and I plan on buying it in the next few months as long as life doesn't fuck me over. And no, it's NOT the Cobalt. Ryan is sick and I'm totally bored. He needs to be better so I can give him (and we can enjoy) his Christmas present (I totally bought him Wii remotes even though he specifically told me not to because they're expensive or something). Also, naughty Santa outfits are probably more fun when 100% healthy. =)




"Waking up from this nightmare, how's your life? What's it like there? Is it all what you wanted to be? Does it hurt when you think about me? And how broken my heart was?"

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Ooooh, yay, blogging!

Once upon a time, I met a boy named Ryan. We're dating and we're super madly in love. Or at least pretend to be.

Once upon a time, I saw my all time favorite band live and it made my life.

Once upon a time, I waaaay overspent on everyone's Christmas presents, and totally did not care.

Once upon a time, I hung out with my bestest friend EVER and had the most fantastic time. And I realized I need to see A way more fucking often.

Once upon a time, my boss told me she loves me because I am great. Not really, but I rock at retail (sadly).

Once upon a time, I decided that the car I REALLY want is a baby SUV, not a Cobalt. Because the idea of a baby SUV makes me giggle.

Once upon a time, I realized that I need to go to bed because of the extended holiday hours at the mall that make me need to be up early enough for Adam to be able to kick me in the face to get me out of bed on his way to work. But not really because who the fuck would want to kick me in the face?

Once upon a time, I went to bed. By myself. With Satan.

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