I got offered a job today at the diner. That's a step up from when I got offered a job at Walmart because I talked the cashier through the steps involved with splitting a purchase between a gift card and cash. I don't see why real jobs don't hire me, obviously, I'm super intelligent.
My new phone looks like an iPod. I just realized that today when I was rocking out to the pre-programmed Usher song that came on it. Don't judge.

^Blankets for kittens^

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