FBI NCAVC** HIRE ME (some write them a letter stating that I am super qualified and amazing)!! Yes, I do want my life to be Criminal Minds when I grow up.

Jack's (Mannequin) and job applications. Waiting on plans for the weekend; I'm hoping the ones from last weekend get resurrected, but if unanswered texts are any indication, I have a feeling they won't. Maybe I'll be surprised (please, surprise me).

As much as I hate Belle-kitty for smacking me in the face, the nose bandage makes me look kinda tough, like a model posing with some hockey players and trying to desperately fit in.

Yeah, I'mma looooooooooooser, baby.


**National Center for the Analysis of Violent Crime